ADELE APOLOGIZED TO FANS FOR SCARING THEM AFTER “SHAPESHIFTING INTO A GIANT REPTILIAN” DURING A BACKSTAGE MEET AND GREET, AND EXPLAINED SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM LIVE OR TOUR AGAIN UNTIL SHE LEARNS TO STOP SHAPESHIFTING.
Adele “shapeshifted into an eight-foot reptilian” backstage at Auckland’s Mount Smart Stadium after the final concert of her world tour, according to shocked fans and a reporter from the New Zealand Herald.
The ten super fans, invited backstage to meet Adele after her final New Zealand show, got more than they bargained for when the singer “shapeshifted” into a “massive, at least eight or nine feet tall, powerfully built reptilian” with “greenish-grey scales“, to quote one of the witnesses.
Jim Joint, reporting for the New Zealand Herald, wrote that the super fans told him Adele had “flickering reptile eyes with a black stripe down the middle” and “scaly horns and protrusions” all over her body.
“She looked shocked, like she wasn’t prepared for the change,” a witness told the Herald.
Adele fan Jesse Warren also told the Herald that Adele said the shapeshifting is “crippling her” and she “can’t go on” until she learns to stop the reptile inside herself from manifesting itself in public.
“Adele said she won’t be able to perform live or tour again until she learns to control the shapeshifting.”…
Source: Adele Caught Shapeshifting into Eight-Foot Reptilian in New Zealand | Conspiracy Theories
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DURING A BACKSTAGE MEET AND GREET, AND EXPLAINED SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM LIVE OR TOUR AGAIN UNTIL SHE LEARNS TO STOP SHAPESHIFTING.
Whether you are “smoking one” or not. You’d have to be a total dumbass not to understand & believe that Reptilian Shapeshifters are among us. It’s a big multi-verse out there! Do your homework people!!!!
you people are so certain that it does not exist, yet youve seen no evidence against it hahahaha
This is all BS of course – there is no such Journalist for the NZ Herald named Jim Joint but its a cool Pseudonym for someone making up stuff and shamelessly posting these lies while they smoke one
This is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil you are trapped. Adelle can cure herself by calling on the Name of Jesus. TLIG
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