RV/INTELLIGENCE ALERT – August 17, 2018

(Disclaimer: The following is an overview of the current situation based on intelligence leaks received from several sources which may or may not accurate. Other confirmed sources may also be included in this overview.)

All sources are on complete radio silence in preparation for the imminent RV launch.

Tier 1, ready.

Tier 2, ready.

Tier 3, ready.

Tier 4, ready.

All systems, check.

Launch sequence initiated.

Countdown started.