Exploding Leftist Head Pandemic Feared After Trump Achieves Coveted “Victimhood” Status

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An interesting new Security Council (SC) circulating in the Kremlin today takes a humorous turn when this transcript shows President Putin asking why The New Yorker magazine published an obviously fake news article yesterday absurdly claiming that Putin had taken the SAT’s for a young Donald Trump who was applying for college—a question answered by Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, who explained it was a parody article based on an accusation made in the book “Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man” written by Mary Trump, the daughter of the President Trump’s older brother, Fred Trump Jr., an airline pilot who suffered from alcoholism and died of a heart attack at the age of 42-years-old in 1981.

An answer that prompted President Putin to ask about other such claims this book makes—which saw Minister Lavrov answering that the most sensational one claims that Trump suffered “child abuse” at the hands of his father, who “caused him terror that would scar him for life”—a claim that prompted Member Valentina Matviyenko to ask if this makes Trump a “victim” according to leftist ideology—and was answered by Secretary Nikolai Patrushev, who said the correct term to use is “victimhood”, that he explained is a coveted status sought after by leftists because it makes them immune from being attacked by anyone about anything.

An explanation that prompted Member-Minister Konstantin Chuychenko to ask for examples of “victimhood”—which Secretary Patrushev provided by saying “victimhood” is conferred upon those having suffered any kind of real or imagined injury—that then caused Minister Lavrov to relate some recent facts about the radical socialist Democrat Party US Senator Tammy Duckworth, who won her coveted “victimhood” status when she lost her legs in combat while serving with the US military—but who yesterday was attacked by the #1 cable newsman in America named Tucker Carlson of Fox News, who called Senator Duckworth “a coward and a fraud” on his programme.

A segment President Trump then tweeted out to his over 83-million followers—that then caused socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden to slam both Carlson and Trump as “disgusting and sickening”—thus prompting Member Matviyenko to ask that since Trump has achieved “victimhood” status like Duckworth, is he now immune from being attacked like she is?—which Minister Lavrov answered by saying if that were to happen, he doubts that America could survive the pandemic of leftist heads exploding if Trump couldn’t be attacked anymore…

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