In what we can only describe as one of the most astonishing Security Council (SC) reports ever released in the Kremlin in modern times, President Barack Obama, during a telephonic conversation with President Putin yesterday, related incredible details how he (Obama) and President-elect Donald Trump had been working in secret for the past nearly two-decades to destroy both the Bush Crime Family and Clinton Crime Family—and when Putin warned that the full meaning of this information meant that “either Trump or Bush will have to die”, Obama said “yes”, then promptly ordered Facebook to ban RT (Russia Today) until after the inauguration, and ordered Dataminr, the Twitter-based news-breaking service that supports news agencies around the world, to cut off all RT service too, “with immediate effect”.