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An interesting new Security Council (SC) circulating in the Kremlin today takes a humorous turn when this transcript shows President Putin asking why The New Yorker magazine published an obviously fake news article yesterday absurdly claiming that Putin had taken the SAT’s for a young Donald Trump who was applying for college—a question answered by Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, who explained it was a parody article based on an accusation made in the book “Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man” written by Mary Trump, the daughter of the President Trump’s older brother, Fred Trump Jr., an airline pilot who suffered from alcoholism and died of a heart attack at the age of 42-years-old in 1981.

An answer that prompted President Putin to ask about other such claims this book makes—which saw Minister Lavrov answering that the most sensational one claims that Trump suffered “child abuse” at the hands of his father, who “caused him terror that would scar him for life”—a claim that prompted Member Valentina Matviyenko to ask if this makes Trump a “victim” according to leftist ideology—and was answered by Secretary Nikolai Patrushev, who said the correct term to use is “victimhood”, that he explained is a coveted status sought after by leftists because it makes them immune from being attacked by anyone about anything.

An explanation that prompted Member-Minister Konstantin Chuychenko to ask for examples of “victimhood”—which Secretary Patrushev provided by saying “victimhood” is conferred upon those having suffered any kind of real or imagined injury—that then caused Minister Lavrov to relate some recent facts about the radical socialist Democrat Party US Senator Tammy Duckworth, who won her coveted “victimhood” status when she lost her legs in combat while serving with the US military—but who yesterday was attacked by the #1 cable newsman in America named Tucker Carlson of Fox News, who called Senator Duckworth “a coward and a fraud” on his programme.

A segment President Trump then tweeted out to his over 83-million followers—that then caused socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden to slam both Carlson and Trump as “disgusting and sickening”—thus prompting Member Matviyenko to ask that since Trump has achieved “victimhood” status like Duckworth, is he now immune from being attacked like she is?—which Minister Lavrov answered by saying if that were to happen, he doubts that America could survive the pandemic of leftist heads exploding if Trump couldn’t be attacked anymore…

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A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Donald Trump blasting the United States Supreme Court last month over a couple of rulings they made that caused him to post on social media: “These horrible & politically charged decisions coming out of the Supreme Court are shotgun blasts into the face of people that are proud to call themselves Republicans or Conservatives…We need more Justices or we will lose our 2^nd Amendment & everything else…Vote Trump 2020!”, says the cases causing this angry outburst were the Department of Homeland Security v. Regents of the University of California and Macy v. Holder—the first of which was actually a Trump win, as this high court ruled he could end the DACA programme for illegal migrants, he just had to do it a different way—while the second one granting anti-discrimination rights to LGBTQ employees, saw this high court then wiping these rights out again yesterday—a day that saw this high court first ruling in the case Little Sisters of the Poor v. Pennsylvania that the US government can’t force religious organizations to pay for birth control or abortions for their employees—and in the second case Our Lady of Guadalupe School v. Morrissey-Berru, saw this high court making the historic ruling that religious organizations can label any of their employees as “ministers” to make them immune from employment discrimination lawsuits—a ruling based on the First Amendment to the United States Constitution that says: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”—and whose greatest significance of this historic ruling means that any company in America wishing to, can become a religious organization in order to make itself immune from government persecution—that one can liken to a religious castle able to withstand a socialist siege—and couldn’t come at a better time, as socialist forces are now branding everyone a racist bigot unless they can prove they’ve had sex with EVERY gender…

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A somberly worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the World War III fears raised by Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov after he warned this morning that “the risk of a global nuclear confrontation has increased significantly”, says our world’s edging ever closer to armageddon is entirely due to events presently occurring in the United States—where adding to the chaos were two United States Supreme Court rulings yesterday called Trump v. Mazars and Trump v. Vance—both of which were explained about in the conservative Fox News article “Trump ‘Really Came Out On Top’ In Supreme Court Ruling On Tax Documents” and the leftist New York Times article “Don’t Be Fooled, Trump Is A Winner In The Supreme Court Tax Case”—though the most accurate headline about these high court rulings came from the Courtroom News Service in their article “High Court Roils White House With Punt on House Subpoenas”—that compares these high court rulings to an American football tactic called a “punt”—a kick performed by dropping a football from the hands then kicking it before it hits the ground, with the hope that it gives the receiving team a field position that is more advantageous to the kicking team when possession changes—which is exactly what these two high court rulings did, because the Supreme Court Justices ensured that the issues involved in these cases would not be even close to being decided before the 2020 election—which makes them the world’s best punters able to strategically manage the American election game—and whom one supposes the National Football League (NFL) is now racing towards to sign these Supreme Court Justices up for their teams—a supposition not based on humor, but on fact as the NFL has obviously gone insane and is liable to do anything—insanity that sees NFL Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie proudly talking about the movie he just made celebrating German Nazi leader Adolph Hitler, and his failing to punish his star player DeSean Jackson for admiringly posting antisemitic quotes attributed to Nazi madman Adolf Hitler—an NFL praise of Hitler and socialist Nazism supported by just promoted to primetime MSNBC host Joy Reid, who wants all of the Jewish peoples in Israel to be immediately deported to Europe—and being a black woman, sees Joy Reid fully supporting the NFL plan to play something they call “The Black National Anthem” before every game, but all other American blacks call “a joke”—and lest anyone doubt how insane the NFL has truly become, one need only look at the new rule they’ve just mandated for all of their football players—a rule that says after these players spend an entire game wrapping their sweat-stained bodies around each other, when the game ends they’re now strictly forbidden to hug each other or exchange their jerseys with players from the opposing team…

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As further proof that our world has gone stark raving mad, a mind-exploding new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the Chinese Communist Party having announced this past week that China and the United States “are heading towards a complete economic decoupling”, says President Donald Trump has just confirmed this reality with his statement a few hours ago that the US relationship with Communist China is “severely damaged”—damage so severe at this hour it sees the powerful nuclear armed USS Ronald Reagan and USS Nimitz aircraft carrier battle groups launching hundreds of daily training flights against Communist Chinese military forces in the South China Sea—while at the same time, American military surveillance aircraft have been flooding into the airspace of the Bashi Channel between Taiwan and the Philippines.

A move to war preceded during this past week when the former CEO of the social messaging site Reddit named Ellen K. Pao, who before locking out her Twitter account, sent out a final message about murdered child sex slaver Jeffery Epstein “madam” Ghislaine Maxwell saying: “She was at the Kleiner holiday party in 2011, but I had no desire to meet her much less have a photo taken with her…We knew about her supplying underage girls for sex, but I guess that was fine with the “cool” people who managed the tightly controlled guest list”—and are “cool people” associated with the powerful American venture capital firm Kleiner-Perkins, whose client list includes the most powerful leftist tech giants in Silicon Valley, as well as top socialist Democrat Party leaders.

And is also a Kleiner-Perkins venture capital firm made notorious over the past 24-hours because of its association with an American e-commerce company that sells furniture and home-goods named Wayfair—whose hundreds of exploding headlines about the world over are saying such things as: “Wayfair Denies Reddit Human Sex Trafficking Conspiracy Theory”—“Wayfair Forced To Deny Bizarre Rumors Its ‘Overpriced Cabinets’ Are Child Trafficking Front”—“Wayfair: Retailer’s Products Fuel Conspiracy Theory After Users Find ‘Link’ to Missing Children”—and—“Viral Conspiracy Theory Involving A Furniture Company Doubling As A Sex Trafficking Arm Is Spine-Chilling”.

Beyond shocking headlines caused by postings made on Reddit yesterday by a mysterious person calling themselves PrincessPeach1987, whom many believe were made by Reddit’s former CEO Ellen Pao—and in these postings, saw it being documented how Wayfair is selling cheaply made cabinets for $12,000 and more—and most horrifying about, all of these cabinets being sold by Wayfair have names matching those of missing children…