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‘Call it as it is: a terrorist attack’ – chairman of London’s Finsbury Park Mosque on van attack

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In UK a van has hit a crowd of pedestrians near Finsbury Park Mosque in north London, reportedly injuring at least 10 people. The Metropolitan Police have described it as a major incident, but has not specified whether this was a deliberate attack or an accident. Ambulances are at the scene, and one suspect has been arrested. The vehicle struck a group of Muslim worshippers, who had just attended a late-night Ramadan prayer service. According to eyewitnesses, the driver was wrestled to the ground by bystanders, and held until police arrived at the scene. READ MORE: https://on.rt.com/8f7c

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Exclusive: Megyn Kelly Caught Lying To The Public, Red Handed

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BREAKING: Watchdog Group Issues BRUTAL Demand To FBI, Comey Is FREAKING OUT

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The government watchdog group, Judicial Watch, strikes again. They sent a letter to the FBI with demands, now all we can do is wait.

According to Fox News, Judicial Watch is threatening to sue the FBI if they don’t release ANY federal records — like the infamous memos — that were illegally removed, or otherwise manipulated, by former FBI Director James Comey. It’s about time someone stood up and said, “Show us the proof!”
The watchdog group sent the FBI a letter, which was extraordinarily clear. They accused the FBI of violating the Federal Records Act. This act lays the groundwork for how the feds create, maintain, and dispose of federal records.

When Comey was making memos, and fudging information on Hillary, he was unlawfully destroying FBI records. It’s important to note — the BIG story is the Trump-Russia conspiracy theory, which the mainstream media talks about daily. Yet, no mention of Comey’s behavior? Repulsive.

If we had the memos Comey wrote and passed to his friend to leak, we could quickly confirm there was NO collusion between Trump and Russia. Maybe, just maybe, the left would finally abandon their witch hunt
Odds are, the left would just find something else to attack. They might try to revive the story with more lies. They won’t stop, so the best we can do is shut them down — time, and time again.

Tom Fitton, president of Judicial Watch, stated in the letter, “As you may be aware, the Federal Records Act imposes a direct responsibility on you to take steps to recover any records unlawfully removed from the FBI.”

It’s astounding to see such a clear statement with no fluff or filter. The FBI cannot claim they understand the request, or that there’s no time to comply. The FBI should have NO problem getting the records together.

Comey’s testimony has already revealed a lot of information the liberal media doesn’t want us to know. We discovered, for example, that Loretta Lynch talked Comey into softening the language he used when referring to the Hillary investigation. Per Lynch’s suggestion, he called it a “matter,” instead of an “investigation.” Why would Lynch bother having that conversation if there was nothing to hide?

It would be nice to see concrete evidence of FBI corruption in this matter. There’s more going on here than we know. The FBI has until June 26th to release the documents manipulated by Comey, or legal action will follow, per the letter Judicial Watch sent them. We can’t wait to see what kind of information surfaces.

One thing’s for sure — we’re either going to get the documents right away, or Judicial Watch WILL win them for us in court — the documents will have to be exposed sometime.

BREAKING: Gingrich Drops Bad News On Mueller’s Investigation

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BREAKING: Gingrich Drops Bad News On Mueller’s Investigation

Former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, warned that the Mueller investigation will only end with someone in prison. “They’re going to get somebody. I don’t think they’re going to get the president, but they’re going to get somebody, and they’re going to get him for something. And they’re probably going to go to jail.” (via Washington Examiner)
Gingrich made the comment while appearing on Sean Hannity’s show Friday night. Gingrich explained that, with so many high-profile lawyers involved, it can only end with a scalp.

Newt Gingrich is a strong supporter of President Trump, and was an early candidate to serve as Trump’s running mate.

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller to lead the investigation into Russian interference into the 2016 presidential election.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions was forced to recuse himself from the investigation because of his connection to Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. Rosenstein and Mueller have full control over the probe.

However, since his appointment, Mueller has pursued his investigation aggressively. It’s morphing from a probe into Russian interference into a witch hunt for President Trump.

The scope of the investigation grows every day. Mueller recently hired 13 high-profile attorneys to investigate matters related to President Trump. Mueller plans to hire even more.

“This is like watching an old-fashioned Western movie,” said Gingrich, describing the investigation. “This is an Indian hunting party. They’re out looking for a couple scouts, and they’re not going to go home until they get some.” Mueller’s hunting party would be embarrassed if they don’t land a major arrest.

Mueller’s investigation got off to a rocky start. Multiple illegal leaks have already taken place, indicating that Mueller either cannot control his investigation — or does not want to. Critics have also questioned Mueller’s friendship with former FBI Director, James Comey.

This investigative witch hunt was exactly what James Comey had in mind when he leaked classified memos to the press, alleging obstruction of justice. Comey wanted a special prosecutor, and was pleased when his old friend, Mueller, was appointed.

Gingrich has referred to Mueller as the spear of the deep state — a man obsessed with dismantling the Trump presidency from inside. He cannot be allowed to continue.

BREAKING: THE HUNT IS ON FOR DOCUMENTS “UNLAWFULLY REMOVED” BY COMEY

View on YouTubeBREAKING: THE HUNT IS ON FOR DOCUMENTS “UNLAWFULLY REMOVED” BY COMEY
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BREAKING : New Lawsuit Against Comey Will Have Him Sweating Bullets

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Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey has found himself back in the news, yet again.

Comey is now involved in a lawsuit, along with the DOJ, brought by government watchdog group Judicial Watch.
udicial Watch has filed a Freedom of Information Act request against the DOJ, hoping to gain access to the “Comey memos” which Director Comey saved during his private meetings with President Trump.

Judicial Watch president Tom Fitton voiced his displeasure at having to sue the government in order to gain access to the information, calling it a “scandal” and urging President Trump to make the memos public.

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Government watchdog group Judicial Watch announced on Friday a new lawsuit againstthe Department of Justice that involves former FBI Director James Comey.

The organization said Friday they have filed a Freedom of Information Act request against the Department of Justice for information and documents related to Comey’s private meetings with President Donald Trump, documents the media has colloquially referred to as the “Comey memos.”

Judicial Watch said they filed the FOIA request after the DOJ failed to respond to a separate FOIA request on May 16 that sought an alleged Comey memo that had been reported by the New York Times.

The memo in question reportedly involved a conservation Comey had with Trump about Michael Flynn, Trump’s former national security adviser.

In a statement, Judicial Watch president Tom Fitton called it a “scandal” that his organization has to sue the government in order to secure the release of the memo.

“That we have to sue in federal court to get a document that was read to a reporter at The New York Times is a scandal,” Fitton said. “This Comey memo should be released forthwith and, frankly, the president can and should order its immediate release.”

Despite the FOIA suits, the FBI has so far refused to release the Comey memos, telling BuzzFeed on Friday that they can’t be released because they are part of a “pending or prospective law enforcement proceeding” and their release would “reasonably interfere with enforcement proceedings.”

According to BuzzFeed, at least one of the memos that Comey referred to during his June 8 hearing before the Senate Intelligence Committee is unclassified. Comey said he began to detail his meetings with then-President-elect Trump because he wanted to have a record should he and Trump’s administration have a disagreement or falling out.

Comey explained during his testimony:

I was honestly concerned he might lie about the nature of our meeting, so I thought it important to document. That combination of things I had never experienced before, but it led me to believe I gotta write it down and I gotta write it down in a detailed way.

I knew there might come a day where I might need a record to defend not just myself but the FBI, and our integrity.

In addition to Judicial Watch and BuzzFeed, the New York Times and CNN have also filed FOIA requests for the Comey memos. Many believe that seeing the memos will help the public better understand the relationship between Comey and Trump and might even reveal the truth about the FBI’s ongoing investigation into Trump’s presidential campaign.

The FBI is currently in the midst of an intelligence investigation into Trump’s campaign over allegations they had improper contacts with Russian officials during last year’s presidential election. The campaign has denied any wrongdoing.

See What Soros Groups Are Doing To Undermine Trump In California

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As our America First President, Donald Trump, moves forward with his plans to make America a safer place by arresting and deporting illegal aliens, the left is desperate to undermine him at any cost.

Now, a left-wing group in California, which is tied to globalist billionaire George Soros, is trying to ban California jails from detaining illegal aliens for deportation.
Soros became a household name during the 2016 U.S. Presidential election, when the scope of his involvement with numerous far-left groups became widely known.

The Immigrant Legal Resource Center (ILRC) has been working towards a proposal to bar local and county jails from cooperating with federal immigration authorities, and has received at least $200,000 from George Soros since 2009.

The left has fought against President Trump’s every move since his inauguration, and have done everything in their power to make sure that his policies are not implemented.

From the travel ban, plans for “The Wall,” and the repatriation of illegal aliens and Islamic refugees, liberals refuse to cooperate with President Trump and the American people who chose him as our leader.

From Breitbart

A plan to ban local and county jails in California from detaining illegal immigrants with immigration detainers is being pushed by open borders organizations. The groups have ties to globalist billionaire George Soros.

As left-wing blog Mother Jones reported, the initiative to protect illegal immigrants would be included in the California state budget.

The proposal makes it illegal for local or county jails from entering into agreements with federal immigration authorities to protect Americans from illegal immigrant crime.

Coincidentally, the two organizations pushing the plan behind the scenes have links to Soros and his infamous Open Society Foundation, which serves as a slush-fund to enrich left-wing social justice and open borders groups.

For instance, the Immigrant Legal Resource Center (ILRC), which is promoting the plan, has taken grant money from Soros’ Open Society Foundation since at least 2009 when it received $200,000 from Soros.

In 2012, ILRC took even more money from the Open Society Foundation, receivingmore than $1.8 million from Soros that year.

The other open borders organization behind the pro-illegal immigrant California plan is the Community Initiatives for Visiting Immigrants in Confinement (CIVIC) This group also has staff ties to Soros.

CIVIC staffer Tina Shull runs the organization’s “storytelling projects,” while also being a recipient of the Soros Justice Fellowship, a Soros-funded grant department that gives out anywhere between $58,700 to $110,250 to specific individuals for social justice advocacy.

CIVIC’s co-executive director Christina Fialho told Mother Jones in an interview that California potential ban on detaining illegal immigrants was a “powerful first step” in the state’s overall agenda to oppose President Trump’s agenda.

This is not the first California initiative this year that Soros-linked organizations have pushed. Breitbart Texas reported in May that the Soros-funded Alliance of Californians for Community Empowerment (ACCE) pushed legislation forcing landlords to rent to illegal immigrants, even after they know their immigration status.

BREAKING: Dinesh D’Souza Exposes Liberals Horrifying Plot Against Trump. Please Pray.

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Liberals constantly complain about the power of media, and the influence violence has on our children, yet they’re happy to depict President Trump being assassinated.

Conservative filmmaker, Dinesh D’Souza, revealed the nasty truth about a new production by The Public Theater in New York. As many know, the company has reinterpreted Julius Caesar as Trump — who, of course, gets stabbed to death in the end. D’Souza called them out, saying they must surely know that John Wilkes Booth “may have been inspired to kill Lincoln by this very same production”!
D’Souza pointed to a Shakespeare expert cited by The Atlantic, John F. Andrews, who argues convincingly that Booth was motivated to murder Lincoln because of Julius Caesar. To Andrews, Booth “must have been convinced that he had identified himself forever with the role that Shakespeare had scripted for antiquity’s most notable assassin.”

The Public Theater company cast a Trump-look-alike to play Caesar, in a modern retelling of the classical play. A pivotal scene midway through the production calls for conspirators to assassinate the Roman ruler.

Julius Caesar was murdered by his former advisors, including his close friend, Brutus. For thousands of years, Brutus has been associated with assassins and betrayers.

The Public Theater has received considerable scorn for their decision to cast an actor dressed as the president. Especially playing a leader who could be assassinated.

However, D’Souza claims that this was the entire point. The company behind the play is hoping to encourage a mad man to assassinate President Trump.

As previously noted, America’s most infamous political hit-man, John Wilkes Booth, was likely motivated by this very same play. Booth convinced himself that he would be remembered in history, alongside Brutus, as the “noblest Roman” — or in his case, noblest American.

The Public Theater was, without a doubt, aware of the lore surrounding the play they produced. They know that the controversial play has inspired political assassinations in the past, and they’re hoping for a repeat performance.

Booth went down in history, but not as a noble American. The actor-turned-assassin has more in common with Judas, the betrayer of Jesus, than Brutus.

The Trump assassination play needs to be shut down immediately. This seditious play is utterly unacceptable in this climate of political upheaval, and it will only cause another violent attack against Republicans

REVEALED: Obama’s College Records – This Discovery May Put Him Behind Bars!

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Former President Barack Obama was known by many aliases and he used different social security numbers. He paid a lot of money to seal his past. Although the media has reported about his academic success, we never saw an evidence that can prove it. When he was offered $50 million dollars to reveal his college transcripts, he did not want to do it which indicates that something is going on. Although Americans knew this information, they still voted for him twice.

Via The Political Tribune
The presidential race back in 2008 was maybe one of the biggest deals in the recent U.S. history. During those elections, the liberal media forgot all about their honor and launched its hyper-partisan project.

It was just unbelievable how many shillings there were for Barack Obama since the news reporters acted more as brainwashed cultists than the “journalists” they usually act like.

Among the false stories, they have published that “Obama’s the smartest person to ever be president” meme.

Normally, this cheap story was never confirmed as his academic success and the whole history was tapped and not really researched by the media furthermore.

According to the Nut Bar Factor, Obama’s University days are a huge enigma, having in mind the fact that the professors and his classmates surprisingly do not remember anything about him, even though rumor has it that he was pretty popular among the students.

The real question isn’t really how good his grades were, but if contained within the records is evidence that he was considered a foreign student at the time.

People investigating the issue seem to believe that “Barack Obama” wasn’t who was attending Columbia, but Barry Soetoro.

We know now that Obama was willing to claim foreign birth whenever it benefitted him. In 1991, he described himself in his literary agent’s publicity brochure as having been “born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii.”

We also know that Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, and stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, claimed Indonesian citizenship (and “Islam” as religion) for their son “Barry Soetoro” when they enrolled him as a first grader in an Indonesian school in 1968.

His parents seemed more than willing to claim “nonresident” status as well on official documents when Barry was growing up.

Which raises the obvious and often debated question, was Obama really born in America?

This question is immediately dismissed as conspiratorial whenever it’s mentioned as a way to shut down any honest investigation. There’s already ample evidence to suggest that Obama was born outside America, and it’s thought that the final piece is hidden away in his student records.

Revealing them is indeed a big matter nevertheless the way you process it since it presents the real picture and the lack of intelligence of ex-President Obama, as well as the fact that he was recognized as a foreign student, showing once again that he hid the truth regarding his birth.

Now, there is evidence that Barack Obama was a scam. He is an embarrassment to this country. Thank God his presidency years are over!

BREAKING: Dems Secret Meeting EXPOSED – Media Cover-Up CONFIRMED

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The Democrats are dedicated to completely demonizing Russia. In their eyes, Russia is the evil power that broke international law in order to help get Trump elected president. However, not too long ago, Democrats were very happy to work with Russia.

Back in 2015, 30 Senate Democrats met secretly with Russian and Chinese officials in order to hash out Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran and quell concerns about it. The meeting apparently took place near Capitol Hill, and involved the Russian ambassador, via Daily Wire.
Such a meeting is far more tantalizing (in terms of backroom deals) than anything Attorney General Jeff Sessions or Jared Kushner have been accused of doing.

Put simply, the Democrats are the pot calling the kettle black.

Their background machinations wound up producing the disastrous Iran nuclear deal, which not only gave the terrorist regime millions of dollars, but also dropped charges, and did prisoner swaps involving Iranian arms dealers and criminals, via Politico.

Oh, by the way — Obama loyalist are still keeping some unclassified documents regarding the Iran deal secret, via Weekly Standard.

In 2015, Barack Obama (and other Democrats) willingly endangered American security by signing away millions of dollars to a government that gave up nothing in return. This same government is also responsible for thousands of American deaths, whether through their own special forces, or through their proxies, like Hezbollah.

Compare this with the accusation that Trump’s administration worked secretly with Russia. Even the wildest conspiracy theories say the sole aim of working with Russia would be to put an end to the Syrian Civil War.

Team Obama laid the groundwork for a civil war in the Middle East, between Tehran and Riyadh.

Team Trump may have laid the groundwork for peace in Syria.

There’s a big difference between these two, and this is exactly why we elected Donald Trump last year.

The most annoying aspect of the undying Trump-Russia conspiracy theory is its adaptability. When no evidence surfaced that proved direct collusion, Democrats moved on to accusing President Trump of obstructing the completely bogus investigation (which he has the power to terminate).

Democrats have gone on record to threaten President Trump with impeachment proceedings if he fires Robert Mueller, the special counsel charged with investigating Russian “interference,” via Breitbart.

The Democrats got their way for eight years, thanks to a compliant media. This wound up creating the Iran deal.

Now, the Democrats are a vocal minority, and they’re trying to bully the majority into submission. We cannot let that happen.

US-led coalition downs Syrian army plane in southern Raqqa

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President Trump Just Went On Twitter Dropped A BOMB That Will End Democrats For Good

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Around 7am this morning, Trump took to twitter and published a tweet that will have democrats everywhere is total disarray! (SEE TWEET BELOW)

Despite all the negative coverage President Trump receives from the fake news media, he always seems to come out on top. That’s because he knows and understands the American people, he fights for them everyday and boy do they love him for it!
Rasmussen, one of the most accurate polls during the 2016 election, just revealed that despite the democrat’s witch hunt against him, Trump’s approval rating just hit 50%! Trump took the opportunity to rub into all their arrogant faces!

HAHA! That’s right, Obama couldn’t even hit 50%, and that’s with the media drooling all over him every minute of every day! But Trump wasn’t done there. See Trump’s next 3 tweets below! WATCH this then SHARE on Facebook so we can make it go viral!
This is TERRIBLE news for democrats. Everything they have tried to do to bring Trump down has backfired, and now they have nothing left. This news is the final nail in their coffin, THEY’RE FINISHED!

June 2017’s Powerful Energy Waves, Spiritual Preparation as we Reach the Solstice

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BREAKING: Ex-FBI Agent Just Outed Comey In Clinton Cover-Up

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Cesar Paz was a special agent with the Federal Bureau of Investigation for 22 years. He is intimately familiar with James Comey, his career path, and many of the conflicts of interest Comey had involving the Clintons, Comey’s secret finances, and much more. Last week Mr. Paz decided he just could not hold back any longer and he made this video. (VIDEO BELOW)

“I’m a retired agent from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, not the the Federal Bureau of Matter, or Matters.”
Cesar Paz, retired special agent with the FBI

There are many SHOCKING Revelations in this video. It appears that former FBI director James Comey, who President Trump just fired, enriched himself greatly using his government, and Clinton connections. This is HUGE! The Crooked Liberal Media will hide this.
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Newt Gingrich Comes Forward With MAJOR Announcement About Mueller’s Investigation!

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Author and former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich said on Fox News on Friday that “somebody” will probably go behind bars after the FBI’s investigation into the Russian interference during the presidential election is completed, but added that Trump will not be the one.

“They’re going to get somebody. I don’t think they’re going to get the president, but they’re going to get somebody, and they’re going to get him for something. And they’re probably going to go to jail,” the former House Speaker told Sean Hannity.
He went on to compare the situation at the FBI to an old Wild West movie.

“This is like watching an old-fashioned Western movie. This is an Indian hunting party,” Gingrich added. “They’re out looking for a couple scalps, and they’re not going to go home until they get some.”

A report on Wednesday said that special counsel to the Russia investigation Robert Mueller has expanded the reach of his investigation all the way to president Trump, suspecting that the president obstructed justice by firing James Comey from the Bureau last month.

President Trump has said on multiple occasions that the probe is only a political “witch hunt” against him and his team and his fans joined in to attack the media and and Robert Mueller.

Reports say that Mueller has engaged 13 attorneys for the investigation into the likely connection between Trump’s campaign team and Russian officials, and even intends to engage more people.

On Friday, Newt Gingrich said that Mueller had engaged too many “high-powered” attorneys to ho home “without a scalp.”

“The FBI leak of information regarding the president is outrageous, inexcusable and illegal,” said President Trump’s personal attorney about the reports.

Brad Paisley’s POWERFUL New Song Will DESTROY Every Single Trump Hater In America VIDEO

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Country superstar Brad Paisley says the title track for his new album Love and War is meant to send a powerful message about how we need to do a better job of taking care of America’s veterans.

“Once I came up with the idea for that song, I had it in mind to do that with John Fogerty who was the voice of, musically, the Vietnam Era in some ways,” Paisley told Fox News in an interview. “We think back to what we got wrong during Vietnam, which was that if you weren’t for the war somehow you weren’t for the troops either.”

“And now we’re getting it right, that we understand that whether or not we agree or with any sort of conflict, that we honor these troops but we’re not doing it in the greater scheme of things when it comes to healthcare and the VA and the things that we need to improve,” Paisley said.
“Love and War” certainly addresses the highly publicized issues facing the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs, like the waiting lists veterans are placed on before they are granted for medical care and the inadequate treatment they ultimately receive.

Paisley sings:

“He was nineteen in ’68
After all this time
That broken boy is now a broken man
Waitin’ in a VA line
They say all is fair in Love and War
But that ain’t true, it’s wrong
They ship you out to die for us
Forget about you when you don’t”

The three-time Grammy winner says “Love and War” is ultimately a “protest song and it’s protesting the mistreatment of these guys that are heroes that are the reason that we have all of these things that we have in this country.”

The song features vocals from singer John Fogerty.

“I mean, let’s do better on this subject. I’d love for this song to be obsolete eventually,” the singer said. “Unfortunately I think we’re a ways away from that.”

Lawyers in DNC Fraud lawsuit ask judge to grant protection #sethrich #DNCFraudLawsuit

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The attorneys in the DNC lawsuit have received threats, and they are asking for protection from the courts due to the suspicious deaths of Seth Rich, Shawn Lucas, and Beranton Whisenant. They believe Seth Rich was to be a witness.

Beck, the attorney, said in the video: “After much consideration and deliberation, we have concluded that it is time to bring these concerns to the court’s attention. Today we filed a motion asking judge William Zloch to provide protection of the plaintiffs, their counsel and their families, as well as all of the witnesses in the DNC Fraud lawsuit. In support of this motion, we have cited the following events: the untimely death of our process server Shawn Lucas, the unsolved murder of DNC employee Seth Rich.”

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Matt Damon Wishes Australian Style Gun Confiscation Would Happen in U S

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Matt Damon has armed bodyguards and has made a fortune slinging guns on the big screen in the Jason Bourne movies but he doesn’t think much of the Second Amendment.

In fact, he thinks the U.S. government should just confiscate all guns like Australia did.
PJ Media reports:

Matt Damon Calls for Confiscation of Guns in U.S.
MAAAATT DAAAAAMON.

Hollywood actor Matt Damon used a press conference in Australia over the Fourth of July weekend to discuss his desire for a massive confiscation of U.S. guns.

“You guys did it here in one fell swoop [in 1996] and I wish that could happen in my country, but it’s such a personal issue for people that we cannot talk about it sensibly,” Mr. Damon said during a promotional engagement in Sydney for the movie “Jason Bourne.”
The action star went on to say people get too “emotional” when it comes to “not selling AK47s to people on terror watchlists.”

As we proceed in this election year, expect the American leftists to become less coy about their intentions, especially now that their Queen is getting a pass from the FBI on her email “confusion.”

Their “wink-wink, nudge-nudge” approach to gun laws thus far has featured repeated proclamations that they really are coming for our guns. They just want “sensible” gun reform, right?

BREAKING: Gingrich Drops Bad News On Mueller’s Investigation

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The politically-motivated witch hunt for President Trump is a direct attack on We the People. We elected Trump to exercise our will.

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich warned that the Mueller investigation will only end with someone in prison. “They’re going to get somebody. I don’t think they’re going to get the president, but they’re going to get somebody, and they’re going to get him for something. And they’re probably going to go to jail.” (via Washington Examiner)

Gingrich made the comment while appearing on Sean Hannity’s show Friday night. Gingrich explained that, with so many high-profile lawyers involved, it can only end with a scalp.

Newt Gingrich is a strong supporter of President Trump, and was an early candidate to serve as Trump’s running mate.

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller to lead the investigation into Russian interference into the 2016 presidential election.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions was forced to recuse himself from the investigation because of his connection to Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. Rosenstein and Mueller have full control over the probe.

However, since his appointment, Mueller has pursued his investigation aggressively. It’s morphing from a probe into Russian interference into a witch hunt for President Trump.
The scope of the investigation grows every day. Mueller recently hired 13 high-profile attorneys to investigate matters related to President Trump. Mueller plans to hire even more.

“This is like watching an old-fashioned Western movie,” said Gingrich, describing the investigation. “This is an Indian hunting party. They’re out looking for a couple scouts, and they’re not going to go home until they get some.” Mueller’s hunting party would be embarrassed if they don’t land a major arrest.

Mueller’s investigation got off to a rocky start. Multiple illegal leaks have already taken place, indicating that Mueller either cannot control his investigation — or does not want to. Critics have also questioned Mueller’s friendship with former FBI Director, James Comey.

This investigative witch hunt was exactly what James Comey had in mind when he leaked classified memos to the press, alleging obstruction of justice. Comey wanted a special prosecutor, and was pleased when his old friend, Mueller, was appointed.

Gingrich has referred to Mueller as the spear of the deep state — a man obsessed with dismantling the Trump presidency from inside. He cannot be allowed to continue.

BREAKING: Senate Republicans To Question Loretta Lynch on Conduct in Clinton Email Case

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NEW YORK — Senate Republicans are eying the possibility of seeking testimony from former Attorney General Loretta Lynch over possible wrongdoing with regard to the FBI’s criminal investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails.
On Wednesday, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) sent a letter to Sen. Diane Feinstein (D-CA), the top Democrat on the Judiciary Committee, formally requesting that the committee probe any attempts to influence the FBI’s investigations under the Trump and Obama administrations.

It is not immediately clear whether the Judiciary Committee, which oversees the Justice Department, has taken any action on the matter.

A spokesman for Grassley, the Judiciary Committee chairman, told The Hill that although no decisions have been made, it is “likely” that Lynch’s testimony to the Committee “will become necessary at some point.” The spokesman explained that the Committee needs to first “gather evidence.”

Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), a member of the Judiciary Committee, said it “would be very helpful” for Lynch to testify, The Hill reported.

“Frankly, a lot of what Hillary Clinton was exposed to by Director Comey’s misconduct and the way he handled that was apparently in response to his lack of confidence in the attorney general, and I think there is a lot we could learn from that,” Cornyn said.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) also expressed support for probing the accusations about Lynch.

“The accusations now that … the current and former attorney general were political — that has nothing to do with Russia as much as it has to do with how the Department of Justice is being run,” he said. “I want to find out all about that.”

The Hill also quoted a spokesperson for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) explaining the former presidential candidate would “absolutely” back calls for Lynch to testify.

President Trump himself tweeted about Lynch, accusing her of “totally illegal” activity.
How Russia Probe Exposes Loretta Lynch for Possible Wrongdoing in Clinton Email Case

There are three main issues surrounding Lynch’s possible misdeeds in the Clinton email probe, as this reporter documented last week.

One is Lynch’s infamous tarmac meeting last June at the Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport in which former President Bill Clinton, the husband of the FBI’s main subject in a criminal probe — Hillary’s email case — boarded the attorney general’s plane and reportedly stayed there for about thirty minutes for a private chat.

The second concern is Lynch’s reported directive for then-FBI Director James Comey to publically refer to the FBI’s criminal investigation into Clinton’s email as a “matter” instead of an investigation or a criminal probe. The language matched the specific rhetoric used at the time by Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign, which referred to the criminal investigation as a “matter.”

The third issue relates to testimony and questions surrounding reports claiming that Comey was in possession of a document purportedly indicating that Lynch would ensure the Clinton email probe didn’t go too far.

Largely unreported by the news media, these questions surrounding Lynch are so serious that, in his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee this month, Comey conceded that the appointment of a special counsel in the Clinton email case would have been appropriate due to his concerns about Lynch.

Referring to Lynch’s directive for Comey to call the criminal email probe a “matter” as well as her private tarmac meeting with Bill Clinton, Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn asked the ex-FBI chief the following pointed question:

And under Department of Justice and FBI norms, wouldn’t it have been appropriate for the attorney general, or, if she had recused herself — which she did not do — for the deputy attorney general to appoint a special counsel?

That’s essentially what’s happened now with Director Mueller. Would that have been an appropriate step in the Clinton e-mail investigation, in your opinion?

“Yes, certainly a possible step,” replied Comey. “Yes, sir.”

And in testimony in May, Comey expressed his concern that the “[Justice Department leadership could not credibly complete the investigation and declined prosecution without grievous damage to the American people’s confidence in the — in the justice system.”

Sheriff Clarke Breaks The Silence With SHOCKING Announcement – Trump Is Devastated

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Milwaukee Co. Sheriff David Clarke is no longer taking a job at the Department of Homeland Security, his adviser says.

“Late Friday, Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke Jr. formally notified Secretary of Homeland Security John F. Kelly that he had rescinded his acceptance of the agency’s offer to join DHS as an assistant secretary,” Craig Peterson, Clarke’s adviser, told The Washington Post.

Clarke, a tough-on-crime conservative Democrat, announced last month that he was taking a job as assistant secretary in DHS’s Office of Public Engagement. He was to serve as a liaison between DHS and local and state law enforcement agencies.

It is not entirely clear why Clarke is no longer taking the job. He was set to start at the end of this month, but his appointment has faced “significant delays,” according to The Post.
Peterson told the newspaper that Clarke still plans to help the Trump administration in some capacity, whether inside or outside of the federal government.

“Sheriff Clarke is 100 percent committed to the success of President Trump and believes his skills could be better utilized to promote the president’s agenda in a more aggressive role,” Peterson said.

According to The Post, Clarke met with Trump on Tuesday during his trip to Wisconsin.

“The sheriff is reviewing options inside and outside of government,” Peterson said. “Sheriff Clarke told Secretary Kelly he is very appreciative of the tremendous opportunity the secretary was offering, and expressed his support for the secretary and the agency.”

Freeloaders Are Flocking To This US State As They Are About To Offer Universal Basic Income!

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When America was first founded, we were a country built on the backs of those who worked hard. At the beginning, the going was so rough that a policy of “if you don’t work you don’t eat” was enacted for a while. Everyone banded together in hopes of fending off the metaphorical wolf at the door, and that was when they were also fighting off real wolves at their doors. It was paramount that everyone did their part if survival were to be possible.

Time went on and (thankfully) things got easier, and people got softer. Some softening up is good; let’s face it a lot of us wouldn’t be here if we didn’t have many of the amenities that Western culture and modern medicine have afforded us. But even that doesn’t mean we should forget what got us here. Both the culture that we escaped in Europe and the hard work that we did to tame the unforgiving country that we found. I think if the early Americans could see us today, they would want to string up their bows and start loading their guns to shoot us for letting things get this far out of hand. I think if the people who sacrificed everything to give us a nation with an economy where anyone can be anything could see the way we’re letting that economy and capitalist system get broken down by freeloading ingrates, they would take the country back all over again.

Not only do we have a completely out of hand welfare state where the able bodied are able to basically do nothing and live like veritable kings, but now there is actually a push for something called a “guaranteed basic income.” And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds. Hawaii is being lauded as a hero for pushing this legislation through, and they may become the first state to enact this socialist policy if something isn’t done about it.
Via Daily Mail:

“It may have been the last state to join the United States, but Hawaii may trail blaze and become the first to offer guaranteed basic income.
A bill was recently passed through both the houses and state legislature in a unanimous vote that declares that all Hawaiians ‘deserve basic financial security’ and prompts state agencies to look over ‘universal basic income’ along with other policy.

‘As innovation and automation and inequality disrupt our economy, we want to make sure that everybody benefits and nobody is left behind,’ said state Representative Chris Lee of Kaliua to Mother Jones.
‘It’s past time that we had a serious talk about not just tweaking our economic policies but having a new discussion from the ground up about what our values and priorities are.’

While Alaska has provided state residents a stipend funded by oil revenue since 1976, Hawaii is the first to consider the income to cover living expenses.

Hawaii’s cost of living – the highest in the country – motivated the passing of the resolution in May along with the states reliance on low-paid service industry jobs.

According to Lee, Hawaii has a very limited manufacturing and tech sector which puts the service-focused economy at risk.

The text of the measure mentions the impact of technological advancements which have helped kill jobs in the state.

Robert Mueller packs his “special council” full of Clinton operatives

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Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich sparked a mini-meltdown in the media Monday with a tweet challenging the fairness of the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

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Van attack pedestrians near Finsbury Park Mosque in N. London, at least 7 people injured – reports

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WATCH: Larry The Cable Guy Just Weighed In On Trump, Liberals Are LOSING Their Minds

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Larry the Cable Guy has now gone and pissed off every liberal scumbag in American, AGAIN.

Larry the Cable Guy who is one of the most talented and gifted comedians of the last decade, and who coined the famous phrase “Git r Done,” recently gave an interview about his feelings towards President Donald Trump and how he is leading our nation.
In the interview with Rare Country, Larry the Cable Guy said that he thinks we need more people like Trump in office. People who have nothing to gain from their office, but instead have a lot to lose.
He goes on to say that our nation has been run into the ground by people Like former President Barack Hussein Obama, who never cared about us nor our values. President Trump understands our struggles and wants to build an America that we can be PROUD to raise a family in. Like things used to be before people like Obama came along. He went as far as saying the damage that Obama brought to our nation was to the point of being psychotic. Most of us ordinary patriotic Americans can pretty much agree with his assessment.
A few famous Larry the Cable Guy quotes:

– I don’t play with myself. I was cleaning it once and it went off.
– What happened to airplane attendants being cute? What the hell
happened to that? Them girls were so ugly they would make Ray
Charles flinch.

– This a Song I wrote about my girlfriend. She cheated on me with
another man. It’s called “I Can’t Get Over You til You Get Out
From Under Him.”

– I was madder then a deaf-mute playing Bingo, getting Bingo, and
trying to holler out Bingo, I tell ya…

– I was living with a girl for eight months, until she found out
I was living with her (or “…until she found out I was
there…”)

– I was seeing this girl for about six weeks, until someone took
my binoculars…

– I was dating a red-head once, no red-hair, just a red-head. It
was her birthday and I thought it would be cool to light my
farts, and it caught her hair. I called the Fire Department but
they said they couldn’t get to us so we had to meet them halfway.
I was lucky I passed a couple of red lights or we would’ve lost
the whole kitchen.

– I was madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons!

– I was more confused than Ray Charles with a “Where’s Waldo”
Book.

– My sister was getting married, and she’s a big ol’ sum.
Her friends were about as fat as she is and she bought them all
matching brown dresses. They looked like a bunch of UPS trucks
parked in the middle of the parking lot.

– I was taking a crap once and then my sister walks in and says,
“I gotta get my hairspray.” All of sudden she says “Uh, smells
like crap in here.”, What do you think’s coming out of my rear,
Twizzlers?

– I once tipped a stripper with Monopoly money, and after that
she said “That’s fake money!” I said “Alright, well them’s fake”

– (If NASCAR had sponsorships from feminine products) “How’d you
get tickets to the Tampon 200?” “Well, we pulled some strings.”